Sometimes...I even scare myself.
"Junk art"...My dad will pick up anything he can find that can be taken in for scrap metal. He was cutting some bronze tubing off some sort of air conditioning unit or something, and decided to keep 2 of them because they looked like spiders. One even had a tail-like tube coming off the end.
My sister ruined a lot of my Barbie dolls. This one had had her hair ruined with a permanent marker and a leg missing. So i removed all her hair and ground down the hip-portion of her body to fit into the opening in the top of the tube.
Her teeth have been cut out too, for some reason.